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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"

"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."

"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."

"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"

"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."

"Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky."

"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"

"[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup"

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"