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Joke of the Day

"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10, but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"Everyone knows that if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life... But did you know that if you go off a guard rail in a dream, you go off a guard rail in real life?"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."

"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Damn it's cold out. Better wear a coat, hat, gloves & boots. Sorry legs, you're still getting pants only, thanks for doing all the work tho"

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast."

"No YOUR a grammar nazi!"