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Joke of the Day
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
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"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
"I just gave a woman $700 to put her screaming baby in the overhead compartment on this plane."
"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."
"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"