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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."
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"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"
"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."
"My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files He told me I lost the gig..."
"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"
"Have you ever eaten African food... Neither have they"
"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."
"[battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that"
"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"