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Joke of the Day
"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from..."
"Hello (Sorry for my English)"
"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"
"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""
"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish? A fish can take a left hook."
"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"