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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"

"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I'd like to thank my gps for making me feel like the star of an action movie every time it waits too long to tell me where to turn."

"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"Sir, your wife was stabbed ten times, but the missing piece is the murder weapon. So far we have nothing, Mr *checks notes* Scissorhands."

"I don't get it Friend: ""1980's called, they want their music back"" Me: ""The mirror called, they want their joke back"" Friend: ""I don't get it"""

"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."

"What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!"