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Joke of the Day

"Want to talk about rape? No? That's the spirit."

"Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas. Busy streets only. No names please."

"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."

"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"

"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."

"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."

"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"