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Joke of the Day
"Photographers are the worst! They frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall."
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"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"
"God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money."
"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."
"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"
"What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference)."
"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"
"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."