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Joke of the Day

"She: ""Give it to me, I'm soo wet! give it to me!"" Me: She can scream all she wants but the umbrella is mine."

"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. An explanation please?"

"When is a shirt not a shirt? When it's attire."

"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"

"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."

"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."

"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"

"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."