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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi and a priest are walking past a park, where they see a group of boys playing football The priest says ""Let's go over and screw them kids."" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""

"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."

"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."

"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."

"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"

"This will immediately prove if your racist or prejudice What do you call a black man on the moon........................... .........AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST"

"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."

"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."