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Joke of the Day

"What did the CPU say to the RAM? Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, ""life"" is too short."

"96 is the number of rejection."

"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"you should be able to order mcnuggets in any quantity. just have a flat price for a single nug, like a quarter. i feel strongly about this."

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."