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Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"

"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."

"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"

"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."