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Joke of the Day

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"Based on the rate of sagging pants, it is predicted that by 2017, people will just pull their pants behind them with a rope."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."

"[train station] Man: hey you. Woman: Hi. M: i'm Christian. W: That's a pickup line? *rolls eyes, walks away M: ugh. i hate my name."

"I haven't slept in days I've been sleeping at night."

"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"

"I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old."

"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"