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Joke of the Day
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
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"My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes.. I feel like she has no common scents."
"Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!"
"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."
"[at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) ""What?"""
"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."
"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"