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Joke of the Day
"A man has been shot with a starting pistol... The police are pretty sure it's race related."
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"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."
"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."
"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
"What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present? Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet."
"A man walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's."
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"