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Joke of the Day
"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."
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"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."
"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."
"Dear Chiquita: I have your new slogan: ""Constipated? Try a banana! Not like that, silly!"""
"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"
"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"
"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."