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Joke of the Day
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
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"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."
"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"
"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."
"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."
"Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat."
"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."
"I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter."
"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"
"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"