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Joke of the Day
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
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"*Murderer points a gun at me* ""You wanna die today"" Me: ""Yeah kinda"" Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you wanna talk about it?"
"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"
"Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid."
"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"
"A group of thugs just beat me senseless All I have left are dollar bills"
"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."
"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."
"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"