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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."

"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."

"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"

"What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!"

"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"

"Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance."

"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"

"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."

"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."

"What does raccoon say to a lion king Raccoon say raccoon a matama ... Thank u my son"