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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow and 9/11 have in common? We love to milk the shit out of it"
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"What's white and smells like black paint? The freshly painted fence. What's black and smells like white paint? The 6 year old who painted it"
"why didnt the butcher win the election someone found out about his pork-barrel spending"
"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"
"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"
"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."
"How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong."
"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."