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Joke of the Day
"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."
Next Joke
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts? M'rauders Map"
"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"
"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."
"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."
"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."