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Joke of the Day
"What does raccoon say to a lion king Raccoon say raccoon a matama ... Thank u my son"
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"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."
"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"
"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."
"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."
"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."
"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."