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Joke of the Day
"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"
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"I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said ""Fine I'm gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!"" The wedding is in a week"
"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"
"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."
"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."
"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"
"I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row."
"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."