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Joke of the Day
"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."
Next Joke
"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because you have a seriously fucked up face."
"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"
"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."
"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"
"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"
"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."