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Joke of the Day

"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"

"What is the difference between reindeer and caribou? Reindeer are the ones that fly."

"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."

"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personalities."

"What do you call a mentally challenged lion? A leotard"

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"

"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"

"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."