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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full."
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"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"
"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"
"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"
"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""
"What can you tell a black kid to do? Go visit his family tree."
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""
"How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb? It's already lit fam"
"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"