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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""

"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."

"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !"

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down."

"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto."

"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"