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Joke of the Day
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
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"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."
"DM:You're so hot, wanna Skype? Me: it is quite hot, and a skype sounds delicious. Is that vodka? DM: ME:hello...you there"
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"The cops arrested my phone yesterday. They charged it with battery."
"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""
"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"When people tell me, ""It's easy as Pi"" I tell them that they're being irrational"
"My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year."
"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"