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Joke of the Day

"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"

"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."

"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."