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Joke of the Day

"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"

"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."

"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""

"Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share."

"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."

"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."

"Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down."

"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"