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Joke of the Day
"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"
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"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"
"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
"Couldn't afford the ""Wheres Waldo"" book for my baby niece so I just Tivo'd the winter X-games and told her to find a black man in the stands"
"RRH: Grandma, what big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big TEETH you have! Grandma: You're my least favorite grandchild"
"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."