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Joke of the Day
"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"
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"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."
"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."
"I've been called the Trump of the bedroom... Because sex with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for."
"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
"My wife said I'm just like Pluto I have a very cold heart"
"What do you call a vagina born on May 14th?... ... a CliTaurus"
"My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts.. I told her to shut up and put her robe back on."