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Joke of the Day
"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"
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"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."
"My friend says I play with my parrot to much. So I gave him the bird."
"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."
"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"
"Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts"
"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"
"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"What do fat women get for Valentine's day? Depressed"