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Joke of the Day
"They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says ""Eating Doritos""."
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"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."
"Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you."
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"
"The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS."
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
"How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven."
"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."
"Trying to talk to a girl without staring at her boobs is like trying to poop without peeing."