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Joke of the Day
"They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says ""Eating Doritos""."
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"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"
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"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."
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"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
"What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in, really."
"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"