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Joke of the Day

"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster."

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Every Saturday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!"

"How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man? Because she's better at being a woman than most women are."

"I like going up to people with motorcycle helmets and asking them for Daft Punk's autograph."

"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"