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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party."

"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"

"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"

"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."

"Q: Why is the banana the most popular fruit? A: Because of its appeal."

"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"

"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."