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"Trying to talk to a girl without staring at her boobs is like trying to poop without peeing."
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"[Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married"
"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."
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