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Joke of the Day
"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."
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"Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries."
"A sushi bar but it's just lots of different puppies you can pick up and pet going round on the conveyor belt."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"
"You're fat. Fatty."
"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was.... I haven't got a cooking flue."
"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"