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Joke of the Day
"Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity? They're ape purists"
Next Joke
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"
"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""
"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."
"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"
"Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson"
"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"
"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."