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Joke of the Day

"How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven."

"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."

"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."

"I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm."

"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."

"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"

"It's the day after my birthday and I feel like an idiot. Probably because I was born yesterday."

"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""

"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."