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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"
"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."
"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"
"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"
"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""
"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"
"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."