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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
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"""It is scary how much false attribution of quotes occurs on Twitter."" - Mark Twain"
"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""
"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."
"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"
"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"
"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""
"A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead."