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"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"

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"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"How many Suhhh Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam"
"[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?"
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"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
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