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Joke of the Day

"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""

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"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"
"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."
"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."
"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
"I went to the store to get 6 cans of sprite... Ended up picking 7up"
"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"
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"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."