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Joke of the Day
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"
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"My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole"
"When police tell you to put your hands up and stop running you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels."
"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."
"Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor"
"*calls Rosetta Stone* Yes hi I was wondering if you had a course on body language *my friend choking on buffalo wings clutches his throat*"
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"
"What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? A centipede on meth."
"How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death."
"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."