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Joke of the Day
"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"
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"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""
"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."
"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."
"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""
"I'd say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we're not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, ice dispenser.."
"Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends."
"Bought my wife a burka for her birthday She wasn't too happy. Said she won't be seen in it"