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Joke of the Day
"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
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"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."
"*illegally downloads a social life*"
"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""
"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""
"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"
"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"How do you catch a bear? First, dig a large bear-sized hole. Then, burn up some paper and fill the hole with ash. Lastly, kick the bear in the ash-hole."
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."