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"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
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"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."
"Where do American bees store their honey? In a USBee hive. ~Thank my ten year old for that one."
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"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."
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"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."