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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"

"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"

"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."

"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"

"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."

"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."

"What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards? Lawrence of Dublin."

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"Being an asshole lowers people's expectations of you. (Except on Twitter, where assholes must continue to prove they are assholes)"