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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"

"What is a prostitute's favorite region of America? The Bayou"

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"

"Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions."

"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."

"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"

"In the doctor's office ""I think you should get hammered and fuck a lot of women"" ""What can I say doctor, you are the best psychiatrist I have ever had..."""

"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."

"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"