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Joke of the Day

"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"

"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."

"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."

"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"

"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"

"Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him. [126 minutes]"

"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."

"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."