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Joke of the Day

"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would look silly."

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."

"""I have a coupon for a large 2 topping"" ""What toppings?"" ""Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza"" ""Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"""

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career."

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."