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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."

"Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks"

"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"

"""No Karen I don't want to see pics of your ugly kids & stupid cats"" or as I usually say: ""Awww how cute"""

"How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?"

"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."

"I heard jesus was a pretty gay guy cause he got nailed by soldiers"