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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"Three Signs You're Getting Older I was told that there were three signs that you are getting older. The first is senility And I forget the other two."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"

"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."

"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."

"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."

"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero... and the kind that want to run for president someday."